Hey there, folks! Back sooner than expected as we are taking an unplanned stop in a town called General Acha. You lucky, lucky people!
Short cuts. I wonder what percentage of short cut stories are told where the cutter comes out on top? Sure, if you know your town or city like the back of your hand then you up your chances to about 50/50 but in an unknown land with only a map for reference that little line connecting the dots may as well be potted with black holes. We left Santa Rosa on Tuesday and straight away the country was far better for walking. Although it had been better since Trenque Lauquen Ruta 5 was still pretty full on for traffic, but now we were really out in the countryside and the silences were indeed golden. So nice to be out there. Our route took us off the main roads to for two day’s worth of track in the country. What we didn’t know was just how arid it was going to be. The track was sandy and the air not much wetter but it was okay for the first day as we tumbled down into a valley on what is the best rally course I have ever seen. It twisted and turned and jumped all over the place and was pretty damn cool. Shame it was two crap feet and a big bag of stuff I had instead of a super Subaru! But with blue skies overhead and a real ‘out west’ feel to everything I felt pretty good. Then the second day we started up the hill. And up the hill. And up the hill, like a retarded Grand Old Duke of York who can’t remember his lines. And the water started to run out. Pretty soon I was down to about 200mls and we had about 90 mins of daylight left with only more hill around each twist and jump. When you’re in that position you can only think about liquid and to a maddening degree. We had badly miscalculated and were set to hit the next town, which was tiny, in the dark and with no place to stay. The anxiety was way up. Just at that point my left shin began to hurt quite badly with what I assumed was some sort of shin-splint as I was not used to the hills. A limp was going to really bugger me sideways. Then an angel turned up. Only about 4 cars had passed us all day and suddenly there is this chap with a big old Dodge pickup with his dog in the back offering us a lift. Apologies to the purists but we simply had to take it. I had to jump in the back and there was no tailgate so there I was, wedged in with my foot and using a shovel for an anchor, on what was certainly the best ride in the park that day! It was wicked! Tearing along the track being bounced and jostled along with the dog. A bit dusty but hey. Annoyingly, it turned out that we only had 5-6 kms to go until the town but we still would have got there very late and in the dark so that guy saved us. Top man! Turned out he’d seen us outside Santa Rosa. Practically everyone we meet has seen us at some point along the road. It’s pretty cool.
The day after this we started out again, this time on a bit more of a road but still quiet. It was bloody windy which really saps the will out of you, and it seemed to be all flat and straight again which was dull. I was just having a great big moan about needing to ‘enjoy this more and not have a big shit year’ when we finally came across a fantastic view across the Valley de Ultracan which we were about to cross. It really was the first time we’d seen a proper view of what was coming so it was a treat. That was only the first that day, though. We searched at the bottom of the hill in the forlorn hope of finding some trees or fields that weren’t caked in horses as they had been stalking us the last couple of nights and it gets scary when you can hear them outside. What we found was the best place ever! Over the horizon, just as we’d given up hope, we came across a huge salt lake that reflected perfectly, just like in the Thames TV sign that came on before ‘Rainbow’, and with a beach and a whole deserted campsite. It was wonderful and mysterious at the same time. There is a sad beauty about summer places in winter. Moon lamps stood next to empty camping berths and many of the windows were smashed in the main buildings that overlooked the beach. You could almost hear and feel the ghosts of summers past and it took me back to my childhood. Hopefully they will clean it up for the summer season but it was all very Famous Five. Or, actually, Scooby-Doo! That was it! It was the haunted summer camp! I was fairly sure I saw old man Withers hiding in one of the deserted entry booths. Anyway, we pitched out tents right on the beach and it was wonderful. And when, as I slipped out for a pee at night, I saw a fluorescent, screaming, ghostly pirate on the brow of the hill, I said nothing to Matt and merely flipped a 12-decker sandwich down my gullet in one and had done with it.
Our unplanned stop here in General Acha is down to the fact that we have a 6 day treks between towns from here on in and really needed to plan in order to avoid simple errors. This planning generally means how to carry around 10 litres of water each where our maximum so far has been 6, and what kind of unappetising tinned meat we are going to have with our crackers as pastas and soups will take up valuable H20. Anyway, it’s all good fun, in a perverse sort of a way, trekking out into what is officially a desert. Wahooo!
Just a quick note of thanks to the chap who turned down our USA visa. Would have been way too hot and not sure my tent could take a hurricane. Kiss my ass, Irene!
And what about those Brighton boys? That’s a nice lookin’ table I see.
See you on the other side! Love you, bye x x